Monday, March 28, 2011

Letter for my life

Cherilyn Bull
123 Pickme Ave.
Penticton, B.C.
V2A 3W1

February 10, 2011

Captain Van Camp
Commander
HMS Princess Margaret

O Captain, My Captain:

What would your world be like without me? You would miss my sparkling blue eyes, my witty sense of humor, my natural fashion sense, and my extraordinary ability to make you life brighter. You must agree that I am irreplaceable.

From a scientific point of view, I am very small and my lungs do not need as much oxygen as my larger classmates. You would not gain as much oxygen by killing me as you would by killing a much taller, larger classmate. I have competed at the AA level of ringette for many years, and my body is a finely tuned machine able to use very small amounts of oxygen very effectively. My breathing is not waste full, I make every small bit count.

I also wanted to let you know that in my future I am planning on studying counselling at TRU, I hope in the future I will be able to help as many people as you have, all though that may be an impossible goal.

I will promise you that for every two breaths you take I will only take one. This will save even more oxygen for your personal use.

Sincerely,


Cherilyn Bull

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